Hey wait, you can't retire
We're not ready
To tell our own jokes
To think up our own stories
To laugh at ourselves
What'll we do without your wit?
We do wish you the very best
But please come back to joke with us
Once in a while!
Endless rounds of golf at exclusive resorts
Fishing trips with the buddies
A cruise or two
Well, I hate to burst your bubble
Or rain on your parade
But studies show that
You have one week, and no more
Until your significant other gets out that darned list
Of the twenty million or so retirement activities
She spent the last forty years writing down
To occupy you in your newfound leisure time
You can thank your lucky stars
we refined your ability to multi-task under pressure
The productivity has just begun!
Remember our motto - Busy is Happy!
Pretty roses on a cake
A pop, a fizz
Pictures to take
A song or two
A tale that grew
Well it's goodbye
But please don't cry
We wish you the best
A well deserved rest
Come see us again
‘cause you're a very good friend!
You certainly deserve
A rewarding retirement
Hope you find that special balance
Of active lifestyle and leisure time
All the best in your new pursuits!
May you have
As you pursue your retirement dreams!
You deserve every minute!
Okay retiree, are you ready for your new job titles?
Master Gardener and Botany Teacher
Family Picnic Organizer
Sandcastle Maker Extraordinaire
County Fair Tour Guide
Family Tree Historian
Weekend Sleepover Host
Santa to the Family
Snow Fort Builder and Sledder
Your grandchildren are waiting for you -
Best All Time Super-Grandparent Retiree!
We want you to know
If your spouse's Honey-Do List
just plum tuckers you out
And you need some familiar chitchat
and a cuppa somethin' hot instead
You're welcome to come hunker down here
Once in a while
And we'll never blab!
Hope we'll be seeing you from time to time
So you can tell us how you are
enjoying the heck out of your retirement!
Retirement Cake Sayings
We're all so Envious
Rest, Relax, Enjoy, Repeat
Have the Time of Your Life
Thanks for Your Dedication
Have a Ball!
Congratulations! You Made it!
Off to the Country Club!