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For your birthday
Heard you didn't want anything high fat
so broiled butter icing and fudge cake
was out
or anything too chunky
so triple-layer peanut brittle torte
was out
or anything too expensive
so deli black forest cake with
whipped cream and kirsch
was out
or anything too cold
so iced mint jell uh-oh surprise (don't ask)
was out
You can thank your lucky stars
I got so hungry I had to go get a bite to eat
and stopped wasting time thinking about it!
Hope you have your favorite birthday cake
and a year full of good times!
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Another year, another wrinkle?
So celebrate adding to your reputation:
Wisdom
Respect
Insight
No nonsense
Knowledge
Liberation
Experience
Savvy
Happy Birthday!
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Just think of this birthday card
as a flag starter jumpin' with a green
You've still got the fire to dust 'em off
and blow 'em back into the weeds
(go baby, go baby, go baby, go)
You might be a little rounder
than when you were young
But you can just call it being
frenched!
(go baby, go baby, go baby, go)
Anybody thinks you're just power parked
at the show'n'shine
or burnin' pump gas
Doesn't really know you can still cut a good light
(go baby, go baby, go baby, go)
hang on in there
and shut ‘em all down
at the big end!
(way to GO!!! BABY!!!)
Happy Birthday, you old goat!
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At the show'n'shine
Bet you can evaluate that
'Vette
Hemi-'Cuda
'Stang Pony Car
Pontiac GTO
T-Bird
Big-block Chevy
That's what I thought!
Old enough
to be a barn car
Young enough
to brag about yankin' the front end
doin' wheelstands!
Happy Birthday!
All the best for the next round!
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You've arrived at that Golden Age of
Choices...
Should you go out for the restaurant lite meal
or the Swinging Seniors Daily Lunch Progam?
Mysteries...
Why is your mail full of free labels and cards?
Was it the senior's publication
you only just subscribed to last month
that sold your name and address
to every known charity nationwide?
Challenges...
Thinking up a come-back
when the doctor begins every visit with
"Well, at your age...."
followed by scenarios about
how it could be a whole lot worse!!!
Better get business cards printed with
'Discount' as your middle name
and settle right in to enjoy it!
Happy Biggie Birthday!
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